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The Lycos Top 100 Searches for 2005

For the most part, quite depressing. Wanna know why government is so screwed up? Because most people don't spend any time trying to figure out what is going on. They're too busy searching for Paris Hilton. Where is Iraq? Where is Plamegate? Where is Bush?

The Lycos Top 100 Searches for 2005

1. Paris Hilton (2) 2. Pamela Anderson (8) 3. Britney Spears (4) 4. Poker (10) 5. Dragonball (13) 6. Jennifer Lopez (28) 7. WWE (17) 8. Pokemon (33) 9. Playstation (24) 10. Hurricane Katrina (-) 11. Brooke Burke (12) 12. KaZaA (6) 13. Tara Reid (37) 14. Angelina Jolie (61) 15. Tsunami (-) 16. iPod (-) 17. Lindsay Lohan (42) 18. Carmen Electra (32) 19. Neopets (20) 20. Hilary Duff (21) 21. Jessica Simpson (50) 22. RuneScape (-) 23. NFL (15) 24. XBox (40) 25. Anna Nicole Smith (31) 26. Christmas (19) 27. Harry Potter (26) 28. Baseball (29) 29. Christina Aguilera (34) 30. Mariah Carey (-) 31. Anna Kournikova (51) 32. NBA (57) 33. Star Wars (63) 34. Inuyasha (55) 35. Eminem (66) 36. Jennifer Aniston (-) 37. Alyssa Milano (89) 38. Final Fantasy (25) 39. Olsen Twins (49) 40. Halloween (22) 41. Sailor Moon (56) 42. Naruto (-) 43. Green Day (-) 44. Grand Theft Auto (86) 45. Madonna (90) 46. Beyonce Knowles (64) 47. Torrie Wilson (69) 48. Avril Lavigne (77) 49. Halle Berry (-) 50. Jessica Alba (-) 51. 50 Cent (-) 52. The IRS (27) 53. Tupac Shakur (82) 54. Jennifer Love Hewitt (-) 55. Janet Jackson (1) 56. Tennis (-) 57. Denise Richards (-) 58. Blackack (-) 59. Trish+Stratus (-) 60. Valentine's Day (65) 61. Chyna/Joanie Laurer (-) 62. Usher (39) 63. Salma Hayek (-) 64. Clay Aiken (3) 65. Jennifer Garner (-) 66. Natalie Portman (-) 67. Eva Longoria (-) 68. Yu-Gi-Oh! (45) 69. NASCAR (38) 70. Shakira (-) 71. The Simpsons (-) 72. Katie Price (73) 73. Teri Hatcher (-) 74. Jenny McCarthy (-) 75. Shania Twain (-) 76. Andy Milonakis (-) 77. Stacy Keibler (-) 78. Catherine Bell (-) 79. Teri Polo (-) 80. Howard Stern (60) 81. Slipknot (-) 82. Nicole Kidman (-) 83. Metallica (-) 84. Teen Titans (-) 85. Linkin Park (-) 86. Gwen Stefani (-) 87. Mardi Gras (85) 88. Michael Jackson (-) 89. Limewire (-) 90. The Sims 2 (36) 91. Kelly Monaco (-) 92. Kelly Clarkson (-) 93. Barbie (78) 94. Taxes (47) 95. Warcraft III (-) 96. Demi Moore (-) 97. Bow Wow (-) 98. Golf (46) 99. Sarah Michelle Gellar (-) 100. Serena Williams (-)

Why people give a shit about Paris Hilton is beyond me. I understand searching for vacant housing, but vacant celebrities? Nah...